Let's learn to counterfeit money
We'll start with Scottish notes
No-one knows what they look like anyway
We'll buy a thousand goats (or not, as the case may be, look here )
And we will cure world hunger
We'll buy mosquito nets (Far better idea)
We'll bring down the stockmarket
We'll cancel third world debt and then there'll be true equality
Let's learn to counterfeit money there's lots of evil people to fleece
Doing good like Robin Hood we'll use it to bribe the police
'Cause currency means nothing now everyone's in debt
Why save for rainy days when you're always soaking wet?
Just come with me
We'll be richer than whipped cream
And we'll buy all of the factories
Pay the workers to go and be free
Turn Snickers back into Marathons
Fill he Grand Canyon up with green jelly
We'll make Ben Nevis taller*
You don't need credit cards 'cause they just make your dreams smaller
It's time to free your identity
*Ck suggested making Ben Nevis taller so he wouldn't have to travel as far to climb the world's tallest mountain.